Selma Blair Topless of the Day

What Selma Blair lacks in breasts, she makes up in nipple, because that nipple is a pretty solid looking nipple, the kind you can hang Christmas ornaments off of in the event you can’t afford a tree, not to say Selma is less expensive than a tree, but if you happen to have her loitering around your house, you could put her to good use…not to mention she comes equipped with a cane, that may not be made of candy…it’s not all peppermint and Christmas and shit…it’s more a cane for her MS limp….but you can probably still use it the same why you use candy canes late Christmas even when your family is asleep, you know to fuck yourself up the ass….modern times motherfucker…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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